Shot in the ass
by randy-johnson on Sun Jun 11, 2006 4:51 pm
When I tried to date a man's daughter, he went for his gun.
When I saw his pistol, I decided to run.
But he shot me in the ass.
I fell down hard and hit the grass.
A proctologist removed the bullet several hours later.
When it comes to that man's daughter, I've decided not to date her.
Now I'm looking for a new girl and all is well.
But when I do number two, it hurts like hell.
When I saw his pistol, I decided to run.
But he shot me in the ass.
I fell down hard and hit the grass.
A proctologist removed the bullet several hours later.
When it comes to that man's daughter, I've decided not to date her.
Now I'm looking for a new girl and all is well.
But when I do number two, it hurts like hell.